Credit: Bruce Birmelin/ABC Family Channel © 2011 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Hanna's Parents and Aria's Mom Watch the Rosewood Charity Fashion Show on PLL July 19, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 6, “Never Letting Go.” And no, not all of these quotes are creepy “A” texts — you wish!

10. Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario) wonders what Jason (Drew Van Acker)’s hiding: “You don’t paper over windows unless you’re a vampire!”
Ooh, we’re loving the idea of Jason with glittery skin!

9. Emily (Shay Mitchell) ponders the obvious: “If Ian didn’t kill Ali, did ‘A’?”
Um, probably?

8. Aria (Lucy Hale) hates on lip-gloss: “It’s all fun and sexy ‘til somebody hacks up a hairball.”
True that.

7. Mona (Janel Parrish) sure knows how to flatter a girl: “Um, are your legs always that short?”
Even at 16, Mona is a clear advocate for body modification.

6. Spencer and Toby (Keegan Allen) make out at her front door: “Wow, you sure know how to walk a girl home.”
So that’s what the kids are calling it these days....

5. Mona preps for the fashion show: “We finished stuffing swag bags...”
Wonder whose bag includes an extra pair of black leather gloves?

4. Spencer loses her cool: “Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just want to grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.”
There’s nothing wrong with a side pony, Spence.

3. Hanna (Ashley Benson) complains about “A”: “‘A’ makes the spotlight extra harsh.”
Ugh, stalkers. Way more trouble than they’re worth.

2. Mona lays down the law: “I said no flats, Becky.”
Beauty is pain. Just ask “A!”

1. Spence’s dad gives her some words of warning: “You stay away from Jason DiLaurentis, alright?”
At least this is Spencer’s dad saying it, rather than Aria’s!