"Bitch Can See!" Aria's 10 Best Quotes From Pretty Little Liars Season 3 (So Far)

Aria (Lucy Hale) might appear to be sweet and innocent on the surface, but don’t let that fool you — she can be as sassy as anyone on Pretty Little Liars! And that’s just one reason why we love her so much. So here are the top 10 Aria-isms from the first half of Season 3. Let’s just hope she doesn’t have to crush anyone’s scones anytime soon.

10. Aria: [about her dad’s new after-shave] “He smells like baby wipes.” (From Season 3, Episode 4: “Birds of a Feather”)
Not exactly a major turn-on.

9. Aria [to Hanna]: “Friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.” (From Season 3, Episode 7: “Crazy”)
Not particularly universal advice, but helpful when the right situation arises.

8. Aria [to Spencer, about borrowing her clothes]: “I want something classy but not frumpy — not that you have frumpy.” (From Season 3, Episode 8: “Stolen Kisses”)
Let’s face it: Aria and Spencer will never see eye-to-eye fashion-wise.

7. Aria: “I don’t care if I have to scale the walls — I am talking to [Mona] today.” (From Episode 7: “Crazy”)
Aria channels her inner Spider-Man.

6. Aria [to Ezra]: “Your family doesn’t have money — your family has money.” (From Episode 8: “Stolen Kisses”)
It’s all in how you say it.

5. Aria [about Jenna]: “Is it just me, or is she blinder than she was last year?” (From Season 3, Episode 2: “Blood Is the New Black”)
Jenna might not be the most skilled thespian in the world.

4. Hanna: “What’s up with your mom?”
Aria: “She’s a slut. Let’s just go to sleep.” (From Episode 7: “Crazy”)
We think Aria meant to use Mona’s code and say, “She’s a ‘She Lives Under Trees.’”

3. Aria [to Spencer]: “Why are you not all ‘Go-Go Gadget’ about this?” (From Season 3, Episode 9: “The Kahn Game”)
Much like Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget, we can picture “A” laughing maniacally while stroking a striped cat.

2. Aria [about Jenna]: “Don't look at me! I'm ready to hang a sign: 'Bitch can see!'” (From Episode 2: “Blood is the New Black”)
As far as signs go, this one wouldn’t be quite as friendly as, say, “Home Sweet Home.”

1. Aria [to Zach, about her mom]: “If you hurt her, I will crush your scones.” (From Season 3, Episode 10: “What Lies Beneath”)
Aria is quite adept at anatomical wordplay.

Don’t miss the next new episode of PLL, the Halloween special, on Tuesday, October 23 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.

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