Credit: Adam Rose/ABC Family Channel © 2011 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Hanna and Caleb Sit Together on Pretty Little Liars July 5, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 4: “Blind Dates,” including Hanna (Ashley Benson) and Lucas (Brendan Robinson) talking about eating rats. Yum.

10. Aria: [to her mom, despite still being grounded] “Your handwriting could use some improvement.”
And the award for World’s Worst Ass-Kisser goes to…
 
9. Hanna: [about seeing a therapist] “Can’t we just watch Intervention and say that I went?”
We also assume that instead of going to science class, Hanna just watches The Big Bang Theory.
   
8. Spencer: [reading note] “‘We’ll be late — take care of your sister, exclamation point. Mom.’ That sounds like a fun evening.”
In Spencer (Troian Bellisario)’s world, this note couldn’t possibly have been worse news, even if it had said, “We’ll be late — please let our new pet cobra sleep in your bed tonight.”

7. Hanna: [about Lucas’ ability to talk to girls] “The kid’s gonna swallow his own tongue if we don’t do something.”
Lucas’ game leaves something to be desired. He isn’t exactly the next George Clooney.

6. Lucas: “I may never eat again.”
Hanna: “Did a rat fall in the fry oil again?”
C’mon, guys — that’s a delicacy in some countries. (In other words, down the hatch.)

5. Aria: “This place is skeevy.”
Hanna: “She pawned her sister’s wedding ring — you’re not going to go to Tiffany’s.”
Although at this point, Breakfast at Tiffany’s sounds more enticing than Breakfast at the Alley Behind the Pawn Shop.

4. Spencer: [to nurse] “I’m sorry, this is kind of important. Could you, like, not be here right now?”
If we were that nurse, we would have said, “Could you, like, not be a bitch?”
  
3. Jason: [to Aria] “I miss that pink hair.”
Literally the first time anyone has ever said that sentence.

2. Caleb: “[Lucas] gets nauseous just talking about [his date], and I’m on the bottom bunk.”
Long story short, Caleb (Tyler Blackburn) now sleeps in a raincoat. With the hood up.

1. Hanna: “I thought talking to empty chairs was the kind of thing people come here to stop doing.”
If Hanna really wants practice talking to empty chairs, she should purchase a ticket to see Limp Bizkit in concert. Zing!