full size Caleb and Hanna on the Swings on Pretty Little Liars August 9, 2011
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Caleb and Hanna on the Swings on Pretty Little Liars August 9, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 9: “Picture This,” including Hanna discussing what she will and won’t shave for other people.

10. Hanna: [to Caleb] “You know, you are the worst delivery guy in the history of pizza.”
That’s saying something, given that “pizza delivery person” is probably a pretty easy job to get.

9. Emily: [to Spencer] “Do I need to introduce you to decaf?”
Spencer calming down would be like Charlie Sheen becoming less crazy – it’s never gonna happen.

8. Hanna: [pretending to be a nurse] “So I was telling the patient in 212, ‘I am not shaving that.’”
According to Hanna, the worst medical emergency imaginable is unwanted body hair.
 
7. Ezra: “I have class in 15 minutes.”
Aria: “That’s plenty of time.”
Aria, honey: It’s time to raise your standards a little. Fifteen minutes is never enough time.
 
6. Emily: [to Spencer] “What are you, Jane Bond now?”
Speaking of Bond, we’re assuming boozy Hanna probably knows how to make an even better martini than he does.
 
5. Spencer: “You know how Melissa gets when her blood sugar drops.”
You mean there are moments when Melissa is even bitchier than usual? Consider us terrified.
 
4. Samara: [to Emily] “Don’t hit on my friends.”
File under “Signs that a relationship isn’t working”: When your significant other has to use that sentence.

3. Emily: “I like watching [zombie movies] — I don’t want to be in one.”
Can you really picture Emily — the world’s pickiest eater — gnawing on some human brains? Didn’t think so.

2. Hanna: [as Emily throws out creams] “I don’t care if I turn into Thor — this soy moisturizer cost me 100 bucks.”
We assume that Hanna’s biggest fear about becoming Thor would be having to wear that hideous hat.

1. Emily: “My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.”
Seriously? Because, after all that these girls have been through, we’d assume that not even seeing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would faze them.