full size Hanna and Caleb on Pretty Little Liars Season 2, Episode 20
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Hanna and Caleb on Pretty Little Liars Season 2, Episode 20

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 20: “CTRL:A,” including Hanna’s (Ashley Benson) money-making scheme that involves disrobing.

10. Aria [to Holden]: “You were amazing — I still think you’re an idiot though.”
Aria (Lucy Hale) has a weird way of complimenting people.

9. Hanna: “Officer Two-Face is gonna open that laptop.”
Come to think of it, Garrett (Yani Gellman) is about as scary as most Batman villains.

8. Hanna’s mom [at the police station]: “Okay, it’s almost time for them to give me my own parking space.”
We’re guessing that Detective Wilden (Bryce Johnson) would be all for that happening.

7. Caleb [about his laptop]: “They couldn’t get into it with a can opener.”
Don’t kid yourself — can openers are sometimes trickier than they seem.

6. Hanna: “What are we supposed to do — throw a bikini car wash? Even if we talk Prudence Finn into a tube top, we wouldn’t raise enough money.”
If this is Hanna’s only plan for making money, let’s just say that business school might not be for her.

5. Aria: “Are we talking, like, basements and naked lightbulbs, people missing all their teeth?”
In our imaginations, every underground fighting ring is only full of people that look like Brad Pitt, a la Fight Club.

4. Hanna: “There are a million files on here — it’s like looking inside of his brain.”
Clearly, Hanna has not taken very many neuroscience classes.

3. Caleb: “I got a hot spot in my pocket.”
Hanna: “Yeah, I know — but what does that have to do with computers?”
This is probably the first time in history that wi-fi has ever seemed sexy.

2. Hanna [to Spencer]: “I am thinking! This is me thinking — and molting.”
Apparently, thinking takes a lot out of Hanna.

1. Jason [to Spencer]: “Yeah, you were raised by lawyers.”
We’re actually not 100% sure if we’d rather be raised by lawyers or wolves...

Be sure to tune in for the next episode of Pretty Little Liars on Monday, February 20 at 8 pm ET/PT on ABC Family.

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