Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 8: “Stolen Kisses,” including Aria giving her in-depth take on economics.

10. Spencer: “My mom picks her teeth with court orders.
Court orders are recommended for proper oral hygiene by four out of five dentists.

9. Hanna [about Mona]: “They’re probably gonna send her to Mars now.”
There are times when we wouldn’t mind seeing Mona get launched into space.

8. Caleb: “If I have a chance to crush the Mona Monster, I’m in.”
The Mona Monster sounds like a scary, mythological creature. The Kraken has met its match.

7. Emily [to Aria, about dressing for Ezra’s mom]: “How about a ‘Hello Kitty’ T-shirt?”
Aria’s like, “Thanks so much for your input, Emily.”

6. Spencer [to Caleb]: “If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih tzu.”
Caleb doesn’t strike us as the type to carry around a tiny, sweater-wearing dog.

5. Ezra’s mom [about Aria]: “Maybe it’s past her bedtime.”
How does Ezra’s mom feel about Aria? It’s very difficult to tell.

4. Aria [to Spencer]: “I want something classy but not frumpy not that you have frumpy.”
Let’s face it: Aria and Spencer will never see eye-to-eye fashion-wise.

3. Aria [to Ezra]: “Your family doesn’t have money your family has money.”
It’s all in how you say it.

2. Spencer [about figuring out the password]: “Okay, but it's not a pinata. I can't just whack at it with a stick.
Actually, there are a few characters on this show who we wouldn’t mind whacking with a stick.

1. Hanna: “No one will care a brown rat’s ass for her in Saratoga.”
These days, we’re thinking that Mona’s only friends are probably the rats.


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