Credit: Eric McCandless/ABC Television Group © 2011 Disney Photo: Aria and Her Parents Talk to a Cop on Pretty Little Liars July 26, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 7, “Surface Tension.” And no, not all of these quotes are creepy “A” texts — you wish!

10. Hanna (Ashley Benson): “Is this a gay thing?”
Emily (Shay Mitchell): “No. It's a brain thing.”
Maybe it’s a gay thing in the brain thing that has to do with the Jenna thing and the Ian thing.

9. Jason (Drew Van Acker) chats up Ezra (Ian Harding): “Did you have Aria? [awkward pause] I mean, in your class.”
Oh, he had her in his class alright — and they taught each other a thing or two...

8. Spencer (Troian Bellisario) checks out Toby (Keegan Allen): “I figure I can set up a chair and just fan myself while I watch you work.”
Spencer’s going to have a hard time listing “extracurriculars” on her college applications.

7. Hanna gets pumped for Emily’s visit: “It’s gonna be like a sleepover that never ends!”
Pillow fight!

6. Hanna asks Caleb (Tyler Blackburn) for some beauty advice: “So, where do you come down on the whole natural vs. synthetic extensions debate?”
Has she not seen Caleb’s lustrous mane? He’s au natural all the way!

5. Byron (Chad Lowe): “This is serious scotch.”
Ezra: “Well, always works for me.”
Because making yourself sound like an alcoholic is always a good way to impress your teenage girlfriend’s dad.

4. Hanna’s unimpressed by “A”’s sweet tooth: “It’s not even good candy.”
If it’s not a pig-shaped cupcake, Hanna wants no part of it.

3. Hanna reveals her eccentric working habits: “I study at the mall all the time!”
Hanna holds advanced degrees in YSL and BCBG.

2. Toby acts completely adorable: “I’m kinda sweaty.”
Really. We don’t mind.

1. Spencer gets Aria (Lucy Hale) pumped for her double date: “It’s ‘guess who’s coming to dinner’ night!”
Our favorite night of the week!