Credit: Richard Foreman/ABC Family Channel © 2010 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Pretty Little Liars Halloween Episode: Emily and Spencer in Costume

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 13: “The First Secret,” with Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse) offending more people than we can count.

10. Alison [to Emily (Shay Mitchell), about Ben]: “Then why is he telling people he took the VIP tour to Neverland?”
Speaking of Peter Pan, we actually think a hook on one hand would suit Alison’s personality quite well.

9. Spencer (Troian Bellisario) [about her costume]: “Okay, I used to think that I was born in the wrong century, but now that I’ve actually gone to the bathroom in this thing...”
Thanks a lot for that mental image, Spence!

8. Alison [about Mona Vanderwall (Janel Parrish)]: “If you ignore it, it will go away.”
We think Alison is confusing Mona with bees — although we’re not crazy about either one.

7. Lucas Gottesman (Brendan Robinson) [about the soda spill]: “It was an accident.”
Alison: “Is that was the doctors told your mom and dad at the hospital?”
Ali doesn’t believe in doctor-patient confidentiality, especially when it has to do with genitals.

6. Noel Kahn (Brant Daugherty): “I’m a gynecologist — care to make an appointment?”
Noel proves that he was just as classy in 2008 as he is now.

5. Alison [as she tastes the fake blood]: “Ketchup — want some, Hanna?”
Ruining people’s days apparently causes Alison to work up an appetite.

4. Hanna (Ashley Benson) [to her mom, about Isabel]: “And don’t even get me started on her big ass.”
Apparently, Hanna’s been learning how to dish about people’s weight from Alison, the master at it.

3. Alison: “I mean, Juno was a cute movie, but I wouldn’t want to live it.”
Michael Cera doesn’t seem like Alison’s type anyway.

2. Alison [to Emily, about Jenna Marshall (Tammin Sursok)]: “Were you wishing you could taste her cherry chapstick?”
Might Jenna have been Emily’s “teenage dream”?

1. Alison [to Noel]: “What a shame — all that testosterone and not a sheep in sight.”
If Alison is saying that Noel’s a dog, we won’t be the first to disagree.

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