Sure, it can be nice to have pen pals in theory, but not when the notes are coming from Pretty Little Liars’ evil message-sender, “A.” In fact, “A” is such a voracious text-sender and letter-writer that it can be hard to keep track of it all, so we’ve  come up with a list of everything the little liars have received from “A” in the first half of Season 2. (And we’ll guess that none of those notes ended up in the girls’ scrapbooks.)

From Episode 1, “It’s Alive”

Sent to Aria, along with a photo of Ezra’s apartment (minus his degree): “Look Familiar? What's Missing? --A”

Sent to all four girls, about the newspaper article that Ian skipped town: “I spy a liar. -A”

From Episode 2, “The Goodbye Look”

Sent to all four girls, as they eat lunch separately at school: “Look at you, all alone in a crowd. I win! Xoxo -A”

From Episode 3, “My Name is Trouble”

To Emily, on a note in the trash as Em searches for the forged letter to the scout: “You can't play cat and mouse if the mouse moves to Texas. I need you here, Em. Congrats! -A”

From Episode 4, “Blind Dates”

Sent to Emily, along with a box of Danby stuff: “So happy to have you on our A-Team!”

Sent to all four girls, about Melissa’s missing ring: “Just my luck, diamonds are a girl’s best friend. -A”

Sent to Dr. Sullivan, written in spray paint on her office wall: “Nosey bitches die”

From Episode 5: “The Devil You Know”

Sent to Spencer, as she considers buying a new ring: “Would mommy hug a thief? Tell the truth Spence, or you'll get that ring when you least expect it. -A”

Sent to Emily, about Ian’s suspicious death: “Hey, Em. Is it just me? Or does that suicide note look familiar? -A”

Sent to Emily, after Ian’s funeral: “Sometimes the shortest distance from plot A to plot B is the long way around. -A”

From Episode 6, “Never Letting Go”

To all four girls, written on the screen at the fashion show: “My dresses, my game, my rules -A”

From Episode 7, “Surface Tension”

About Hanna and Emily’s cohabitation, on a gift basket note: “What fun, two little liars under one roof. You're making it so easy -A”

From Episode 8, “Save the Date”

To Emily, on her hospital coffee cup lid: “Hey Em, Some Cream with your Coffee? -A”

From Episode 9, “Picture This”

Sent to Emily, about steroids showing up in her lab results: “Reminder: I own you. -A”

Sent to Emily, at Samara’s poker game: “If Zoey leaves without your digits, your lab results go viral. -A”

Sent to Emily, as everyone leaves the poker game: “Tick-tock, Em. -A”

From Episode 10, “Touched by an ‘A’-ngel”

Sent to Emily, on a note in her cereal that was nothing but letter A’s: “The weak link is the easiest to break! Snapping yet? -A”

Sent to Emily, after she realizes that “A” gave her that massage: “See how easy it is for me to get my hands around your neck. -A”

From Episode 11, “I Must Confess”

Sent to Emily, along with a pic of Ezria: “Clue Ella in and I'll let you out. -A”

Sent to all four girls, after Dr. Sullivan goes missing: “The doctor is out. -A”

From Episode 12, “Over My Dead Body”

Sent to Aria, with a pic of Dr. Sullivan: “She's still alive. --A”

To the four girls, on the box of creepy dolls: “Open or she dies.”

To Aria, as a recorded message from the doll: “Make Jackie go away.”

To Spencer, via her doll: “Keep Toby safe.”

To Hanna, via her doll: “Stop the wedding.”

Sent to Hanna, at her father’s wedding: “She's about to run out of air. -A”

Sent to Hanna, after ratting her dad out to Isabel: “457 Grover Rd. --A”

To Emily, via the GPS lady: “Prepare to make a right turn. Turn right immediately. Right turn please.”

To Emily, via her doll: “I'll take you to her. Go alone.”

Sent to all four girls, as a ransom note: “You have until 7PM to save her. These are my demands.”

A note on the shovel: “You'll need this. 40 24' N / 75 17'8 W”