Pretty Little Liars

We love all the girls on Pretty Little Liars, but it’s Hanna (Ashley Benson) who has become a wisecrack machine, keeping us in stitches with her constant quips. Here are our 10 favorite Hanna-isms from the first half of Season 2.

10. Hanna: “If I see another bowl of green jello, I’m going to puke on your shoes.” (From Episode 8: “Save the Date”)
As long as she’s not puking on a wedding dress, it’s a step in the right direction.

9. Hanna: “[Emily] grinds her teeth in her sleep now — it’s like lying next to a buzzsaw.” (From Episode 10: “Touched by an ‘A’-ngel”)
We’re sorta shocked that Hanna even knows what power tools sound like. She doesn’t strike us as the type to do manual labor.

8. Hanna: “Is there a creepier word than ‘creepy’?” (From Episode 12: “Over My Dead Body”)
She’s not exactly a walking thesaurus.

7. Hanna: “I’m gonna pick out my college the same way I pick out my clothes — from a catalogue.” (From Episode 10: “Touched by an ‘A’-ngel”)
And she’s probably going to attend class about as often as she wears her clothes – once a season.

6. Hanna: [on Garrett visiting Jenna] “Maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.” (From Episode 8: “Save the Date”)
Does Hanna assume that Jenna needs to go on walks, too?

5. Hanna: [as Emily throws out creams] “I don’t care if I turn into Thor — this soy moisturizer cost me 100 bucks.” (From Episode 9: “Picture This”)
We assume that Hanna’s biggest fear about becoming Thor would be having to wear that hideous hat.

4. Hanna: [about her noisy shoes] “Please, Jenna can’t hear us — she’s blind.” (From Episode 8: “Save the Date”)
Apparently, anatomy class is yet another one that Hanna didn’t pay much attention to.

3. Hanna: [about “A”] “I’m starting to think that bitch has superpowers.” (From Episode 1: “It’s Alive”)
The only one who can defeat “A” is Superman.

2. Hanna: “Zombies don’t text!” (From Episode 2: “The Goodbye Look”)
Actually, we hear that 21st-century zombies are very big on social networking.

1. Hanna: [to Spencer] “Your sister needs one of those dog collars — you know, one of those that zap your ass whenever you leave the property.” (From Episode 3: “My Name is Trouble”)

Hanna doesn’t seem to realize that some people pay a lot of money to get zapped on the ass every now and then.

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