Credit: Craig Sjodin/ABC Family Channel © 2010 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Spencer and Toby Chat on Pretty Little Liars June 21, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 1, "It's Alive,"  with our girls back to their wisecracking ways.

10. Hanna: “I feel like I have a hangover, and I never even went to the party.”
Hangovers are an area of expertise for Hanna.

9. Mona: “Look at Susie Lipton strutting her bony ass in those skinny jeans. I hear she lost all that weight drinking breast milk.”
Hanna: “What?”
Mona: “Boob milk — you can buy it online.”
Mona is like the Wikipedia of gossip.

8. Hanna: [as she arrives to therapy] “Sorry I’m late, but have you been downtown? The sales are huge!”
Thank God one of these girls has some priorities.

7. Aria: [about Anne] “If she didn’t think we were crazy before, she does now.”
Aria, ever the optimist.

6. Caleb: “Thanks for springing for the hotel.”
Lucas: “Technically, I think it was a motel.”
How cute would these two be as roomies? Did someone say “spin-off”?

5. Spencer: “Well, I’m playing catch-up in trig.”
Melissa: “That’s your Russian history book.”
Careful, Spence — another academic honesty scandal is the last thing you need.

4. Hanna: “Sorry, Spence, but your coffee gives me the shakes.”
Spencer: “Amateurs.”
Decaf is for sissies.

3. Hanna: “We had so much fun last summer.”
Mona: “And some of it was even legal.”
Mona has never been too concerned with what’s legal, and she isn’t going to start now.

2. Hanna: “I’m starting to think that bitch has superpowers.”
The only one who can defeat “A” is Superman.
 
1. Aria: “Han, that’s not a Playboy. That’s a Playbill.”
We’re guessing Hanna didn’t watch the Tony Awards this week.