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Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 3: “Kingdom of the Blind,” including Hanna’s odd discussion about spaghetti.

10. Hanna: “We're lying to everybody. Everybody lying to us. No mas.”
Hanna can be a badass in two languages.

9. Caleb [to Lucas]: “Dude, you tried to set fire to my girlfriend.”
In Rosewood, this is actually a very minor social faux pas, in the scheme of things.

8. Hanna: “We should push a table in front of [Jenna] and see what happens.”
Spencer: “God, Hanna you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.”
Come to think of it, we’re surprised that the “A” team hasn’t resorted to hand grenades yet.

7. Mona [to Caleb]: “You are a lousy kisser.”
We’re sorry, but we flat-out refuse to believe this.

6. Hanna: “I wish people would be more specific with their clues.”
Spencer: “Yeah, I'll put it in the suggestion box.”
Liars can’t be choosers.

5. Hanna [to Aria]: “I’ll trade you Mona for Jenna.”
We’ll go with: (c.) None of the above.

4. Hanna [about Lucas no longer being sweet]: “Now he’s a Sour Patch Kid.”
At least he’s not yet an Atomic Fireball.

3. Hanna [to Caleb, about the truth]: “It's like a big bowl of spaghetti that's all tangled. Have you ever untangled spaghetti?”
If you’ve ever tried to untangle spaghetti, you just might have too much free time.

2. Hanna: “Witnesses can be a bitch.”
Wasn’t this also a quote from former Supreme Court Justice John Marshall? Or maybe we’re mistaken.

1. Spencer [to her mom]: “Melissa wouldn't tell me if my hair was on fire!”
In that case, Spencer should stay away from Lucas and his garbage can fires.

Catch an all-new episode of PLL on Tuesday, June 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.

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