Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 13: “This Is a Dark Ride,” especially with Hanna becoming an expert of interstellar nuptials.

10. Hanna [to Caleb]: “You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.”
And we all know that people without their spleens are usually terrible kissers.

9. Spencer: “This is why nobody will go out with you.”
Leave it to Spencer to get personal.

8. Aria: “Ezra had to cancel on me.”
Hanna: “Great!”
So much for sympathy.

7. Toby [about Jenna’s costume as he covers her other eye]: “It’s very nice, but you know I liked you a lot better like this.”
We admit that wearing an eye patch is an costume odd choice for a formerly blind person.

6. Mona: “It’s better than Christmas more makeup.”
Most people don’t usually rank holidays based on how much makeup they require.

5. Spencer: “You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.”
We think the term she’s looking for to describe Toby isn’t “alpha male” but “psychopath.”

4. Jenna [to Paige, about whether she’s seen Aria]: “No, but she has a thing for authority figures, so she’s probably out with the engineer.”
Well, it depends if the engineer recites poetry and owns a typewriter.

3. Hanna: “Do that again, you’ll leave with a bloody stump.”
Hanna isn’t above chopping off a limb or two if she has to.

2. Aria: “Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.”
Aria is hoping to avoid a lecture from Dr. Phil.

1. Hanna [about Emily and Paige]: “They look like a wedding cake from outer space.”
We suppose we’d travel to outer space for a wedding, as long as there was an open bar.

Catch the return of PLL Season 3 on Tuesday, January 8, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.

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