Credit: Adam Rose/ABC Television Group © 2011 Disney Photo: Hanna, Aria, and Spencer Behind the Bushes on Pretty Little Liars, June 28, 2011

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 3: “My Name is Trouble,” including Hanna talking about people’s asses.

10. Spencer: “You stole this?”
Hanna: “No — it’s a sample.”
Who is Hanna’s legal advisor? Lindsay Lohan?

9. Alison: “Jason doesn’t have friends. He has idiots who use him to get wasted and act like Animal Planet.”
Let’s just hope they keep the feces-throwing to a minimum.

8. Hanna: [about Emily’s forgery skills] “You are totally getting me into Harvard.”
Hanna, it’s time to face facts: Not even a letter of recommendation from Obama could get you into Harvard.

7. Spencer: [on whether Jason’s sober] “I never asked him for a urine sample.”
Well, at least we know she’s classy.

6. Hanna: [to Aria, about pottery class] “I hope your first assignment is how to make a weapon.”
Considering how close Hanna has come to landing in the slammer, it might not be a bad idea for Aria to make Hanna her very own shiv.

5. Tom Marin: “If [Isabel] had her way, we’d be renting out Veterans’ Stadium.”
Most guys would only agree to a wedding at a football stadium if it meant cheerleaders at the bachelor party.
4. Melissa: “One of the perks of pregnancy — none of your shoes fit, and your fingers turn into sausages.”
In Melissa’s case, your husband also turns out to be a homicidal maniac!

3. Emily: “[My mom] keeps telling me how much I’m gonna like the rodeo.”
The only good thing about a rodeo? Cowboys in tight pants, as far as the eye can see.

2. Lucas: “According to your pal Mona, I’m right below the kid who blows his nose on notebook paper.”
Ew.. Never borrow that kid’s notes.

1. Hanna: [to Spencer] “Your sister needs one of those dog collars — you know, one of those that zap your ass whenever you leave the property.”
Hanna doesn’t seem to realize that some people pay a lot of money to get zapped on the ass every now and then.