18 Pumpkin Spice Products Foretelling the End of Days (PHOTOS)

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18 Pumpkin Spice Products Foretelling the End of Days (PHOTOS)

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18 Pumpkin Spice Products Foretelling the End of Days (PHOTOS)

Call us basic, but we like pumpkin spice lattes. What we cannot abide, however, is pumpkin spice mania sweeping America, and for that we’ll never forgive Starbucks.

Pumpkin spice products have already started popping up on store shelves here in August. We’re not even close to autumn!

As you’ll see in this slideshow of pumpkin spicy products — all of which can be found online — we have a sickness, and it tastes like cinnamon and nutmeg.

18 Pumpkin Spice Products Foretelling the End of Days (PHOTOS)
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1. Pumpkin spice pet cologne

Pumpkin spice pet cologne Credit: Amazon

We didn’t realize pet cologne even exists.

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1. Pumpkin spice pet cologne

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We didn’t realize pet cologne even exists.

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2. Pumpkin spice fettucine

Pumpkin spice fettucine Credit: Amazon

What’s better than pasta for dinner? Dessert for dinner!

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2. Pumpkin spice fettucine

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What’s better than pasta for dinner? Dessert for dinner!

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3. Pumpkin spice onesie

Pumpkin spice onesie Credit: Amazon

Shouldn’t babies decide to like or dislike pumpkin spice on their own accord?

3. Pumpkin spice onesie

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Shouldn’t babies decide to like or dislike pumpkin spice on their own accord?

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4. Pumpkin spice protein drink

Pumpkin spice protein drink Credit: Amazon

“Yeah, bro, I gotta pound the pumpkin spice before I shred those last few reps.”

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4. Pumpkin spice protein drink

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“Yeah, bro, I gotta pound the pumpkin spice before I shred those last few reps.”

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5. Pumpkin spice jewelry

Pumpkin spice jewelry Credit: Amazon

For the PSL diehard in your life.

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5. Pumpkin spice jewelry

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For the PSL diehard in your life.

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6. Pumpkin spice shampoo, shower gel, and bubble bath

Pumpkin spice shampoo, shower gel, and bubble bath Credit: Amazon

We also object to one product being a shampoo, a shower gel, and a bubble bath.

6. Pumpkin spice shampoo, shower gel, and bubble bath

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We also object to one product being a shampoo, a shower gel, and a bubble bath.

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7. Pumpkin spice liquid stevia

Pumpkin spice liquid stevia Credit: Amazon

Now you can make anything taste like fall!

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7. Pumpkin spice liquid stevia

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Now you can make anything taste like fall!

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8. Pumpkin spice moustache wax

Pumpkin spice moustache wax Credit: Amazon

“Mmm, baby, your ‘stache tastes like pumpkin.” What?

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8. Pumpkin spice moustache wax

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“Mmm, baby, your ‘stache tastes like pumpkin.” What?

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9. Pumpkin spice kids’ costume

Pumpkin spice kids’ costume Credit: Amazon

This is tantamount to child abuse.

9. Pumpkin spice kids’ costume

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This is tantamount to child abuse.

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10. Pumpkin spice tank top

Pumpkin spice tank top Credit: Amazon

Something tells us this is meant to be worn in summer months.

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10. Pumpkin spice tank top

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Something tells us this is meant to be worn in summer months.

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11. Pumpkin spice mystery novel

Pumpkin spice mystery novel Credit: Amazon
$10 says the cat is the murderer.
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11. Pumpkin spice mystery novel

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$10 says the cat is the murderer.

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12. Pumpkin spice sudoku

Pumpkin spice sudoku Credit: Amazon
Will Shortz, have you no shame, sir?

12. Pumpkin spice sudoku

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Will Shortz, have you no shame, sir?

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13. Pumpkin spice mouse pad

Pumpkin spice mouse pad Credit: Amazon

Maybe you should want to be right.

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13. Pumpkin spice mouse pad

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Maybe you should want to be right.

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14. Pumpkin spice bath bomb

Pumpkin spice bath bomb Credit: Amazon

For when you want to just douse yourself in pumpkin spice aroma.

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14. Pumpkin spice bath bomb

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For when you want to just douse yourself in pumpkin spice aroma.

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15. Pumpkin spice sparkling juice

Pumpkin spice sparkling juice Credit: Amazon

This is like butterbeer… only… no.

15. Pumpkin spice sparkling juice

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This is like butterbeer… only… no.

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16. Pumpkin spice lactation smoothie mix

Pumpkin spice lactation smoothie mix

Your newborn will definitely thank you.

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16. Pumpkin spice lactation smoothie mix

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Your newborn will definitely thank you.

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17. Pumpkin spice highlighter makeup

Pumpkin spice highlighter makeup Credit: FeatherRiverBody
Give your cheeks that “I just had a PSL” glow!
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17. Pumpkin spice highlighter makeup

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Give your cheeks that “I just had a PSL” glow!

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18. Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant

Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant Credit: Native

Give your pits that “I just had a PSL” smell!

18. Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant

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Give your pits that “I just had a PSL” smell!

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Call us basic, but we like pumpkin spice lattes. What we cannot abide, however, is pumpkin spice mania sweeping America, and for that we’ll never forgive Starbucks.

Pumpkin spice products have already started popping up on store shelves here in August. We’re not even close to autumn!

As you’ll see in this slideshow of pumpkin spicy products — all of which can be found online — we have a sickness, and it tastes like cinnamon and nutmeg.