The time has come again, my friends! Let’s take a look at the crazy/sexy/cool one-liners from tonight’s all-new episode of The Originals. Given all the drama that went down in Season 1, Episode 19 (“An Unblinking Death”), it’s no surprise that we were given a healthy mix of serious quotes and hilarious quips.
Check out the best one-liners from tonight’s episode:
Josh: “Remind me to never piss off a witch.”
Come on, Josh, don’t you want a nice little hex like Father Kieran? Nothing to be afraid of.
Marcel: “Yeah, yeah. I’m on your ‘Who’s Been Naughty’ list.”
Santa Klaus is coming to town just took on a whole new meaning…
Hayley: “You get a hell of an education when you leave home at 13.”
She may have run away from home at an early age, but at least she’s not a teen mom.
Klaus: “This story does not have a happy ending.”
Klaus is feeling oddly sentimental here. While morbid, it’s almost cheerful for him.
Josh: “He’s kind of unpredictable and murdery.”
Leave it to Josh to spell it out for the poor doc. We need more of you in our lives, dude.
Klaus: “Turning him wasn’t the goal. It was to give you a chance to say goodbye.”
Klaus is such a softie with Cami! What has gotten into him?
Father Kieran: “So the devil has a deal for me, after all.”
How rude to call Klaus the devil. He did just help Cami, after all. Geez, dude.
Oliver: “I’m sorry, Eve.”
So now Oliver is totally crazy and is freaking us out.
Genevieve: “What kind of monster do you take me for?”
Well, you are a witch and you have done some pretty terrible things.
Klaus: “She woke in the dark not knowing where she was or who was watching over her. It was your name she called. And if you can grant her comfort, so be it.”
Perhaps the most heart-breaking line so far this season. Klaus showed so much mercy in this episode.
What do you think about the best one-liners from tonight’s episode? Hit the comments and let us know!
The Originals airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.