10. Santana [to Rachel, about Funny Girl]: "You have been dreaming about this role since you were in gay utero."
It's never too early to start breaking into showbiz.
9. Sue: "If it isn’t April Rhodes, America’s favorite alcoholic dwarf whore."
For some reason, Sue can't just say "hello" like normal people do.
8. Rachel: "I’m never getting spray-tanned again at a Vietnamese donut shop."
We've never had a bad experience doing it.
7. Mercedes [about Puck and Quinn]: "I have no idea what’s going on there, nor do I know where her boyfriend ran off to, but it looks like we can be expecting another accidental pregnancy sometime soon."
This could be more good news for Shelby.
6. Brittany: "I’m just the world’s foremost expert in the field of Santana Lopez."