A Definitive Ranking of the \'Real Housewives\' Husbands From Hot to Not (PHOTOS)

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A Definitive Ranking of the ‘Real Housewives’ Husbands From Hot to Not (PHOTOS)

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A Definitive Ranking of the \'Real Housewives\' Husbands From Hot to Not (PHOTOS)

The Real Housewives franchise has spanned across nine cities introducing us to over 100 women and their partners. We’ve seen some super sexy man grace our screens, and some dudes we hope disappear from memory.

We’ve ranked all the current Housewives husbands (sorry, Vicki Gunvalson — boyfriends don’t count), from hot to not. Click through the gallery above to see if you agree with us and who we picked as number one!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo. Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.

A Definitive Ranking of the \'Real Housewives\' Husbands From Hot to Not (PHOTOS)
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24. Joe Giudice

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24. Joe Giudice

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Wife: Teresa Giudice, RHONJ

Joe has never been our favorite, mostly because we can never forget that visit to Napa Valley where he got caught on camera calling his wife some nasty names. Also, he's currently in prison! His looks aren’t really saving grace either.

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23. Paul Kemsley

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23. Paul Kemsley

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Wife: Dorit Kemsley, RHOBH

Sometimes when you start to become a Housewife yourself, fans turn on you. Sorry P.K., you’re not making it to the top of our list.

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22. Raymond Huger

22. Raymond Huger

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Wife: Karen Huger, RHOP

The black Bill Gates didn’t appear a lot on RHOP, so we’re still trying to figure him out. Either way, he’s still a cutie.


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21. Michael Dodd

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21. Michael Dodd

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Wife: Kelly Dodd, RHOC

Maybe it was just his wife’s attitude, or how he spoke and dealt with Kelly on the show, but Michael didn’t make us swoon in the least bit.

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20. Travis Hollman

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20. Travis Hollman

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Wife: Stephanie Hollman, RHOD

Travis came across as kind of a meathead jerk in Season 1 of RHOD. Sometimes your attitude can drop your sexiness and that’s just what happened here.

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19. Tom D’Agostino Jr.

19. Tom D’Agostino Jr.

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Wife: LuAnn D’Agostino, RHONY

Finally, there’s a husband on RHONY again. We’re just bummed that it’s Tom. 

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18. Michael Darby

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18. Michael Darby

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Wife: Ashley Darby, RHOP

Michael is one of the house-husbands we really wanted to like, but it just didn’t happen. Maybe this upcoming season of RHOP will move him up on our radar.

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17. Mark Deuber

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17. Mark Deuber

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Wife: Cary Deuber, RHOD

Funny? Yes. Rich. Yes. Cute? Yes.

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16. Eddie Jordan

16. Eddie Jordan

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Wife: Charisse Jackson-Jordan, RHOP

Have you seen this man’s eyes? Goodness gracious!


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15. Thomas Girardi

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15. Thomas Girardi

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Wife: Erika Girardi, RHOBH

Can we go ahead and just declare Tom the cutest man alive? He’s so supportive and loving of Erika, it makes us wish we could see him and their relationship more.

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14. Ken Todd

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14. Ken Todd

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Wife: Lisa Vanderpump, RHOBH

Okay, Ken may not be the hottest man we’ve ever seen, but there is something undeniably sexy about him. It might be his passion and devotion for Lisa, or his unparalleled love for animals.

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13. Jim Edmonds

13. Jim Edmonds

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Wife: Meghan King Edmonds, RHOC

We won’t get to see Jimmy and Meghan’s adorable daughter on RHOC, as she is leaving the show. Jimmy never seemed to want to be on camera, and we totally understand why. We’re a little upset about it though because he was super cute!

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12. Vince Van Patten

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12. Vince Van Patten

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Wife: Eileen Davidson, RHOBH

Eileen’s hubby just has the most adorable quality about him. We just want to carry him around in our pocket.

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11. Terry Dubrow

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11. Terry Dubrow

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Wife: Heather Dubrow, RHOC

Unfortunately, Heather has announced she will not be returning to RHOC, but we couldn’t make this list without Terry! He was constant comedic relief, a hardworking man, and a total cutie. We’ll definitely miss this goofball.

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10. Aaron Hendra

10. Aaron Hendra

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Wife: Tiffany Hendra, RHOD

When you look like Keith Urban, you’ve definitely got something going on. We’re hoping for some next-level hotness when Season 2 of RHOD premieres later this year.

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9. Chris Laurita

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9. Chris Laurita

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Wife: Jacqueline Laurita, RHONJ

Chris is one of the most mellow husbands across the entire franchise. He always calms down Jacqueline, and is a fantastic father. He’s already super hot, but has recently vowed to get in the best shape of his life. We can’t wait to see the results.

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8. Juan Dixon

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8. Juan Dixon

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Wife: Robyn Dixon, RHOP

Hellooooooooo Juan! Who knew you spelled sexy J-U-A-N?

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7. Todd Tucker

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7. Todd Tucker

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Wife: Kandi Burruss, RHOA

Todd is the last husband standing on RHOA, and they definitely saved the best for last. Todd’s charisma and undevoted love for Kandi makes him one good-looking man.

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6. Bryan Redmond

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6. Bryan Redmond

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Wife: Brandi Redmond, RHOD

Finally, a redhead husband. Despite his issues with Brandi on the show, we still found him attractive. It must be that smile!

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5. David Beador

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5. David Beador

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Wife: Shannon Beador, RHOC

Despite having an affair while his wife was on national television, we can’t get enough of those eyes. He’s definitely the silver fox of Bravo.

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4. Eddie Judge

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4. Eddie Judge

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Wife: Tamra Judge, RHOC

Eddie has an amazing body, a great head of hair, and is often the voice of reason to a fiery Tamra. We just wish there were more shirtless workouts at CUT Fitness.

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3. Harry Hamlin

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3. Harry Hamlin

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Wife: Lisa Rinna, RHOBH

The man was voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive, for crying out loud. He also bakes blueberry pies. If that doesn’t spell out sexy, we don’t know what does!

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2. Joe Gorga

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2. Joe Gorga

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Wife: Melissa Gorga, RHONJ

We all fell in love with Joe when Melissa joined the cast, and he’s one of the most down-to-earth men we’ve seen on these shows. It doesn’t hurt that he’s totally jacked either.

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1. Mauricio Umansky

1. Mauricio Umansky

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Wife: Kyle Richards, RHOBH

Did you really think anyone else would be number one? Besides being totally sexy and successful, Mauricio is one of the most loving and supportive husbands across any city and nothing is more attractive than that.

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The Real Housewives franchise has spanned across nine cities introducing us to over 100 women and their partners. We’ve seen some super sexy man grace our screens, and some dudes we hope disappear from memory.

We’ve ranked all the current Housewives husbands (sorry, Vicki Gunvalson — boyfriends don’t count), from hot to not. Click through the gallery above to see if you agree with us and who we picked as number one!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo. Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.