Andy Cohen vowed he'd never take the Real Housewives franchise to the Midwest, but Canadian TV network, Slice, has secured a Bravo franchise spin-off of its own entitled Real Housewives of Vancouver.

These ladies may not have been handpicked from the H'wife breeding cages Andy keeps in his basement to ensure a fresh casting pool, but it turns out they have plenty of fake-'n'-baked, boobalicious, collagen addicts up north, too.

The cast of Canuck ladies includes a Canadian pop star named Mary Zilba, as well as Cristina Kiesel, a 29-year-old eight-time divorcee who cites two of her divorces as a primary source of income. Yikes. Somebody get Sheree this girl's lawyer.

Jody Claman, presumably a more demure cast member is the self-proclaimed "Martha Stewart" of the bunch..."on crack."

"When you get five women in a room, and they did great casting for this, it doesn't really matter what walk of life you're from, or what nationality you are. Personalities clash. You get five women together, something is going to happen, the pots are going to be stirring," Mary dished. 

"And from what I've been told, this maybe is one of the most controversial Housewives of all."

Real Housewives of Vancouver premieres in Canada on April 4 on Slice...if you dare.

Source: RadarOnline