We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 12, "Battle of the Booty."
5. Prince Ayden
OK, we're just going to say it: Ayden is the most spoiled toddler in Housewives history! Considering Phaedra Parks' early claims that she wasn't going to take any nonsense from her future son, we're surprised to see how soft she is with the little guy. Then again, he's also kinda cute, so we don't blame her for being wrapped around his teeny-weeny finger.
4. NeNe, Now and Then
We had to laugh out loud when NeNe Leakes rolled her eyes about how her fellow castmates are constantly surrounded by drama. Uh, wasn't it just last season that NeNe was threatening to throw Kim Zolciak in a fountain? Girl, please.
3. Straight Up Silly
Did we miss something or did Kandi Burruss walk into a salon with perfectly-straight, shiny hair and walk out with perfectly-straight, shiny hair? Seriously, the only thing Derek J did was run a flat iron over her already-gorgeous locks. How much does he charge for that? Because we'll gladly do it for half his price.
2. Kenya's Signature Move
Kenya Moore may be unpredictably crazy, but at this point, there seems to be one thing we can always count on: When confronted and pushed into a corner, a twirl and a bow is the only answer before a gracious exit. Obviously, she knew it was wrong to run with Phaedra's booty idea. When Apollo called her a copycat, she even admitted it: "I'll be copy-catting my way all the way to the bank!" She then thanked us and twirled away. Good times.
1. Apollo Gets Funky
After finding out that Kenya was moving forward with her stallion workout video, Phaedra wasted no time in getting the best in the business to produce her donkey DVD. Unfortunately, she forgot to get the best in the business to demonstrate her product. Exactly what the hell was Apollo doing anyway when he went to show them his booty-enhancing fitness moves? Last time we checked, awkward hip thrusts don't result in a tight end.