It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Cynthia Bailey on Season 5, Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!
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Back in Hotlanta, Cynthia and Peter Thomas are somehow quickly becoming the show’s most stable pair as they cutely shopped for gluten free pizza and chatted idly. The same cannot be said for Phaedra Parks and her husband, Apollo, as Peter informed his wife that gossip blogs are reporting on the pair’s supposedly impending divorce.
Phaedra may be keeping quiet on their relationship, but Cynthia let it slip that Apollo frequents the Atlanta strip club scene, which frankly, can’t be a good sign. Peter then nonchalantly told Cynthia that he went to one the day before yesterday, which didn’t exactly please the housewife, but she held it together long enough to give him a side eye and hatch a group outing with Phaedra and Apollo to a strip club.
You know the saying, couples who go to strip clubs together, stay together!
Keep It On!
The two couples were ready for a night out on the town, but nothing like the one that they got. The sad and sorry excuse for a strip club featured some questionable talent, and if Peter’s disgusted face was any indication, not the type of entertainment he was hoping for. Either they didn’t do their Yelp! research or this was Cynthia’s plan all along. Crafty indeed!
The two thankfully didn’t really have time to focus on the “dancing,” as Phaedra and Apollo were putting on a show of their own. A clearly upset Apollo vented about the stress of his marriage while weaving a mind-bending metaphor about the space-time continuum that was lost on everyone, including us.
Even with their later very public canoodling at her wine launch party, Cynthia wasn’t convinced the pair were in the clear, but sat happy knowing that her marriage was finally out of the gossip pages.