Credit: Wilford Harewood/Bravo Photo: Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas Model With a Poodle in Season 5 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta

It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Cynthia Bailey on Season 5, Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!

Those Who Can, Do; Those Who Can't, Do Pageants

Over at her agency, Cynthia Bailey has decided to branch out into pageantry because, in a nutshell, most of the girls walking in her door are too busted to be models. So she gets a pageant expert to come talk shop with her. Luckily, when he suggests that Cynthia act as emcee the first year, she is able to recognize that she is not talented in that area, as we cringe over a flashback to that terrible fashion show she tried to emcee last season.

Even though Kenya Moore is a former Miss U.S.A., there is no way Cynthia is gonna risk a gone with the wind moment, so she asks Porsha Stewart to come in and help, with a portion of the proceeds going to her family's foundation. She's also going to sing. This should be interesting.

That evening, all the women get together at a belly-dancing joint to talk smack about Kenya — except Cynthia who puts on a judgmental pout and tells Porsha she should have taken the high road instead of telling Kenya she has ashy feet. (Personally, we think ashy feet is way funnier.)

The next day, Cynthia puts on a golfing outfit and meets up with Kenya on the links to watch her attempt to hit some balls. She fills her in on everything that Phaedra Parks has been saying about her, from the alcoholic jab to the chemical imbalance. When and why did these two become friends?

Do you think Phaedra is out of line? Vote below!