Credit: David Livingston/Stringer Photo: Deena Cortese Strikes an Over-the-Shoulder

Deena "Blast in a Glass" Cortese may be the newest Jersey Shore resident, but apparently she has more in common with Kim than either Phaedra or Cynthia.

"As far as being a star, my life flipped like a script in a day. It's crazy. It feels like it's not real. I didn't plan on it. I went to Brookdale Community College to study, like, dental stuff. I have my dental assistant license," Deena told Courant in a recent interview.

Hmmm... we're gonna have to see some documentation, missy.

Source: Courant