It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Kenya Moore during Season 5, Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!
This eppy was a big one for newbie Kenya as she met up with Kandi Burruss and Phaedra Parks and recounted the events of what happened between her and Cynthia Bailey at the JET Beauty of the Week auditions during last week's episode.
When Kenya got to the part about using her security to have Cynthia's "minion" thrown out, Phaedra threw her head back with laughter and squealed "I like you!," which is her Southern-belle way of saying, "Bitch, you're even crazier than Marlo Hampton!"
Later, we get a glimpse at Kenya's new pad, which she hopes to fill with little ones ASAP, and we also meet her aunt, who raised her and is more of a mother figure to Kenya than anyone else. Her "shero," to use her words. Auntie wonders why she hasn't met Kenya's man, Walter, after two years of them dating and suspects maybe there's something wrong with him. Well, duh, he's dating Kenya for one, a woman who feels a need to have a bodyguard even though no one knows who the hell she is. Of course there's something wrong with him.
As far as Kenya's concerned, there actually is something wrong with him — namely, that he asked out Kandi once upon a time. And, even worse, she shot him down. Walter reveals this little tidbit after downing a triple shot because Kenya informs him that she's ready to start having his babies pronto.
Well, we're pretty sure the babymakin' isn't starting tonight because Kenya ends up getting her food to go after losing her appetite over Walter's affinity for big asses. But then, just moments later, she's blushing and flirting again and all is forgiven. Holy mood swings, Batman.
What do you think of Kenya so far?