We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 1, "Got Sexy Back."
5. Kim's Moving Quote
No wonder people hate moving companies. When Kim Zolciak and Kroy get a quote for how much it will cost to pack up and move their house, they laugh their asses off at the $101,000 price tag. For that kinda money, Kim should just pack up her fancy, real-gold, designer dishes herself, toss the rest, and get all new stuff.
4. Gregg Leakes Does a 180
The last time we saw Gregg, he was on the radio talking some serious smack about his wife, so we were pretty surprised by his new attitude this season. Spewing out compliments left and right, Gregg was treating NeNe Leakes like the queen she is, and she was lapping it up. But let's face it — NeNe's on the fast track to massive success now and Gregg wants to hop on for the ride. It's so obvious!
3. Dead Pets by Phaedra
Just when we thought Phaedra Parks and her new passion for funeralizing couldn't get any more odd, now she wants to set doves free during services for Fido. We can only imagine what that animal hospital vet was thinking when Phaedra reminisced about throwing her own past deceased pets in creeks. We're all for honoring the lives of our furry companions, but top hats and mahogany coffins are a bit much.
2. Is That Ryan Murphy?!
Did anyone else have a WTF moment upon seeing Glee creator Ryan Murphy on The Real Housewives of Atlanta? We're guessing Ryan Murphy did. That being said, we can see why he was so eager to cast NeNe in another one of his shows — the two were gabbing and laughing over bubbly like BFFs!
1. The Bodyguard
Cynthia Bailey was pretty confused when Kenya Moore started shouting for security during the JET Beauty of the Week auditions, especially when a huge football-player size bodyguard actually did materialize to come to Kenya's aid. It turns out that the former Miss USA has a bodyguard with her at all time because, you know, she's so famous. Really, Kenya Moore's a regular household name, right? Um, no.
Do you agree with our choices?