Credit: John Amis / Bravo Photo: NeNe Leakes Greets Her Guests

We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.

Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 3, "Call Me Miss U.S.A."

5. Cynthia's NYC Experience

When NeNe Leakes heads to NYC to promote The New Normal, Cynthia Bailey decides to show her the real Manhattan: subways and hot dogs. We definitely agree with subways ... but dirty water dogs? Yeah, no real New Yorkers are eating those, Cynthia, just the tourists. Next time, take NeNe to Gray's Papaya.

4. Kim Takes It Out on her Flowers

We know that Kim Zolciak is pissed about her housing situation and the fact that she has to move out, but ordering her gardeners to rip out every single flower she ever planted is a bit much, no? Then, again, this is Kim Zolciak we're talking about.

3. Gregg's Pathetic Pedi Pleading

OK, we get it: Gregg desperately wants to get back together with NeNe. The key word here is definitely "desperate." While getting a pedicure with his ex (really, isn't this bad enough?), Gregg tries to get a key to her house again and a key to her heart. Gag. Then, he moves the pro out of the way and gets down on his knees to kiss the bottom of NeNe's feet. Ever hear of a little word called dignity?

2. Kenya Thinks Feeding Kids is Wack 

Porsha Stewart was not amused when Kenya Moore called her charity event "wack." Considering they were raising money to feed hungry children, we're not that impressed either.

1. Kenya Thinks She's the First Lady

The trouble between Kenya and Porsha got started when Porsha called Kenya Miss America instead of Miss U.S.A. Apparently, there's a world of difference and Kenya was pissed. It's like calling Michelle Obama the First Lady of Zimbabwe, she explained. Um, no, it's not. Andyou're no Michelle Obama either!

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