We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 13, "Make an Ass Out of a Donkey."
5. Kenya Calls Phaedra Manly
Did Kenya Moore seriously insinuate that Phaedra Parks is manly? Out of all the Hotlanta ladies, we have to say that Phaedra is the least likely candidate for undercover drag queen. We can see NeNe Leakes having potential or definitely former Housewife Sheree Whitfield ... but Phaedra? That would be one curvy-ass man right there.
4. Cynthia's One Sharp Businesswoman
This week, Cynthia Bailey decided to try her hand at hosting pageants, since it could bring her agency a good amount of cash. Smart decision. Yet she ends up with Porsha Stewart as her planning assistant, even though Kenya was Miss U.S.A. OK, we kinda understand that given Kenya's twirl-filled dramatic exits lately, but having Porsha sing at the pageant when you're friends with Kandi Burruss? That's just dumb. Oh, Cynthia, why must you keep proving that supermodel stereotype right?
3. Crazies Who Lunch
We don't know what was more ridiculous: Kenya inviting Porsha to lunch just to tell her she's being manipulated and insulting her or Porsha actually agreeing to go. What we do know is that we loved every crazy minute of it — all four of them — especially when Porsha gave Kenya the best new nickname ever, Ashy Feet.
2. Miss Lawrence Is Team Krazy?
Was anyone else severely disappointed to see Miss Lawrence act as Kenya's accomplice during her bizarre Phaedra Parks impersonation? It's so painfully obvious that Miss Lawrence was assigned to be Kenya's gusband now that his former partner in nonsense, Sheree, is off the show. There is no way Miss Lawrence isn't constantly thinking "this biddy is tripping" every moment spent with her.
1. Kenya Does the Phaedra
We almost have no words for what went down at NeNe Leakes' Shoedazzle charity event. What exactly was Kenya trying to prove? We understand that she was pissed that Phaedra Parks called her a bipolar alcoholic, but didn't her behavior scream bipolar alcoholic? Really, who shows up to a charity event wearing ass pads and a shoelace bikini coverup? She's starting to give Miss U.S.A. a bad name.