Credit: Bravo Photo: Kim Zolciak at Cynthia's Wedding in Season 3, Episode 16 "The Bride and the Doom"

On the Show

In this week's finale episode, entitled "The Bride and the Doom," Cynthia and Peter finally said "I do" after a long, arduous journey to the T-Rex altar, much to the dismay of Cynthia's sister, Malorie. Meanwhile, Kandi showed off her latest discovery, Lawrence, Phaedra sniffed her way back to work, NeNe continued to support her slacker son and husband, Shereé performed miracles by landing her first lead in a feature film, and Kim upgraded her bubbies to the size of two small blimps. Read the full recap here.

In the News

The woman of the hour, Cynthia Bailey — or, rather, Mrs. Peter Thomas — explained why she decided to go through with her wedding despite, as she called them, "flags on fire." Instead of a romantic statement like, "Because we're madly in love!," however, she went with, "It was kind of hard to stop the train once it started rolling." Add this quote to the burning pile of flags.

In happier news, looks like hairdresser extraordinaire, Lawrence Washington, might be able to quit his day job... what ever will Shereé do? Lawrence's single, "Closet Freak," is ripping up the charts — nice find, Kandi! In more Kandi land happenings, the songstress was featured on the cover of Jet Magazine. More importantly, Kandi thankfully traded in her rooster do for a super cute, curly bob... finally!

Meanwhile, Andy Cohen threw happy couple Kim and Kroy a baby shower, where she received such useful gifts as a wine-filled baby bottle and a tiny tee with Shereé's face on it. The expectant couple also stopped by the Wendy Williams Show, where Kim talked trashed and Kroy continued to insist that the thing he loves most about Kim is her personality. Yeak, OK. For reals, though, we're so happy for Kim and her growing belly. Stay up-to-date with our fun baby-bump gallery.

NeNe, on the other hand, continued her whole "Kim doesn't exist to me anymore" charade, by engaging in a Twitter battle with Kim worthy of any elementary-school playground. Elsewhere, fellow Celebrity Apprentice competitor, model Niki Taylor, confessed that she is slightly terrified of NeNe. Um, who isn't?

That wraps it up for this Week in Review. Join us next Friday for another boughetto-splashed edition of the Hotlanta housewives' weekly round-up.