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It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Phaedra Parks on Season 5, Episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!
 
Donkey Drama

At an Atlanta gym, the donkologist is getting ready to work on her booty workout tape. Since Kenya Moore owns a production company, she thought it would be a good idea for Kenya to take on her video. Silly Phae-Phae, don't you know it's never a good idea to do business with a Real Housewife?

Phaedra and her hubby put on a little sample show for Kenya, with Apollo demonstrating such moves as the Funky Donkey and Phaedra making it her own with a little bow-chicka-bow-wow. And, of course, there are lots and lots of close-ups of Phaedra's goods and we gotta say: Girl, that bedonk is looking fine!

Anyway, Kenya pretty much ran with the project like she already had the job and presented Phaedra with a 100k estimate for her vision. Naturally, Phaedra gets her lawyer on it ASAP. And here comes the drama.

First, Kenya wants 10 percent of the profits and the Phaedra camp isn't feeling that. Then, Phaedra mentions that Todd, Kandi's man, told her that 100k is an absurd budget for a workout video. Kenya is mad pissed that Phaedra talked to Todd at all.

Phaedra tells her that she feels 10 percent is too much, to which Kenya responds that she usually gets 50 percent. "From who?!" Phaedra takes the words out of our mouths. In the end, Kenya stands firm on demanding her cut, while Phaedra makes analogies about Chef Boyardee, President Obama, caviar, and Ayden.

Later, Kenya approaches Apollo at Todd's party to try to talk to him privately. Yeah, that will help get Phaedra on board. Even better, she starts talking to Todd about the whole thing before Kandi puts her in her place. Let's be honest here — Kenya may be beauty, but she is most certainly not grace.

What's more, Cynthia Bailey gets involved when she gets pissy over Phaedra tweeting a vague casting call at her agency and learning that there may not be a casting fee in it for her. At a meeting between the three women, Phaedra straight up tells Kenya that she doesn't deserve a cut, and Kenya makes her grand exit. Again.

Next week, things get messy when Kenya decides to make her own booty video. Oh, boy.

Will you be tuning in?