Phaedra Parks Wants to Release a Donkey Booty DVD: Recap of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 3

It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Phaedra Parks on Season 5, Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!

Towards the beginning of the episode, Phaedra and her husband, Apollo, are having a serious conversation — namely, the importance of the donkey booty. For those unfamiliar with donkology, a donkey booty is a nice, high, round, curvaceous bottom. Phaedra herself sports a fine example (also see Kandi Burruss).

Now that Apollo is certified as a nutritionist and personal trainer, Phaedra wants to know how he plans to contribute to her upcoming get-a-donk workout video. The problem is that Apollo is all about working up a sweat, but Phaedra doesn't want to involve perspiration of any sort, which could result in all stages of "Afro-isms."

We're gonna have to side with the hubs on this one — pretty sure you gotta get up off that ass to get that ass.

Will you be buying Phaedra’s donkey booty workout?