It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Porsha Stewart on Season 5, Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!
Back at home, Porsha Stewart invited Cynthia Bailey and Kandi Burruss over to her palatial mansion for some pie and champagne that she just happened to pull together at the last minute. The ladies were in awe of her home and Porsha admitted that she was hoping to fill it with lots of little ones soon — with the dietary help of yams that supposedly gave women in Africa oodles of twins. When asked to explain further, Porsha couldn’t really give any details, but since she’d clearly done exhaustive research on the subject, the ladies just took her word for it.
Later, sitting in the hot tub with husband Kordell, she once again revisited her fight in Anguilla with Kenya Moore because, well, she can’t forget about it. Telling him that Kenya never really apologized for what she said, Porsha somehow forgot her own part in the disagreement, maintaining that she was but an innocent victim.
Cue to Bravo: Roll the tape! As we all remember, Kenya was acting crazy, but Porsha wasn’t exactly an angel herself. The “Detroit Barbie” may have been wrong, but at least Kenya owned up to her actions, something Porsha Could definitely learn to do.
Wine it Up
At the launch party of Cynthia’s wine, Porsha decided to confront Kenya for the umpteenth time. The girl will just not let it go and couldn’t accept the fact that they would never be BFF. Kenya, already in a huff over Walter ignoring her in front of everyone, was in no mood to deal with Porsha’s middle school hijinks, and told her point blank that there was no friendship in their future.
Hoping to get some sympathy from her husband Kordell, Porsha instead was rudely shot down by the former NFL star, who had clearly tired of the housewife dramz. Oh Kordell, you ain’t seen nothing yet!