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It's time for our weekly dose of insanity — here's what went down with Porsha Stewart on Season 5, Episode 14 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Let's do this!

Harlem, Sparkles, and Surprise Guests

With Kordell's 40th birthday around the corner, Porsha is planning a "Harlem Nights" themed bash — or was it "Harlem Renaissance? — complete with cigarette girls and casino games. First things first: What is she going to wear? She models a sparkly-topped purple-blue ballgown, which looks like it belongs on some sort of Stars in the Night Barbie doll. Her mother and sister pass on it, on account of the fact that it shows like no cleavage at all, but they rave about Porsha's next dress — more of a showgirl version of the 1980s favorite, Peaches ‘n Cream Barbie. But it's the full-length pageant sparkler that's the winner. Guess the other 20 dresses she bought will just have to hang out in her closet!

And just as we were making our Barbie comparisons here, Porsha gushed that her hubby loves to dress her because she is his Barbie doll. Great minds think alike? On second thought, forget we just said that.

The party turns out to be kinda awesome without being too over the top (take note, Phaedra Parks). The best part is that Porsha doesn't invite Kenya, which is to be expected, but she does invite her ex, Walter, which was decidedly unexpected. Even more surprising, he shows up! Kordell and Peter take him aside to let him know that they are most definitely Team Walter as far as the breakup goes — and we can't wait to see Kenya's reaction!

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