Credit: Bravo Photo: Cyntha Bailey at the Wedding Reception in 3.16 "The Bride and the Gloom"

Malorie: Should we give it to her?

In case you're not following, the "we" refers to Malorie and her mother, the "it" refers to a marriage license, and the "her" refers to Cynthia. Yep, Cynthia's loyal assistant and SISTER actually stole the wedding certificate and considered withholding it in order to nix the nuptials. That's like scary-movie levels of crazy.