In tonight's final installment of the three-part reunion of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we started wondering if we were going to be able to catch even a few coherent sentences. With Marlo Hampton on the couches, more than half of the discussion consisted of shrieky screaming matches. By the end of the hour, Andy Cohen managed to calm down the women enough to get updates on what they're currently up to.
As we already knew, Kandi Burruss' Bedroom Kandi is a huge success, currently selling out anywhere it's being carried. Even more exciting, she's finally met herself a man, a production manager for the show. The couple is on the verge of moving in together... and he drives a Range Rover (in case you were wondering).
Phaedra Parks continues to be happily obsessed with dead people and donkey booties. Her funeral business is still marching along, while her and Apollo are putting out a fitness video focusing on donks.
Speaking of exercise, Sheree Whitfield has shifted her focus back to her fashion line, She by Sheree, but her latest line is all about working out the bod. The designer has a fun new fitness apparel collection coming out. (What she didn't mention is that she won't be joining the Housewives for a fifth season.)
Cynthia Bailey is busy with her school, the Bailey Agency, where she has discovered her love of teaching. Aside from that, she's a mother to Noelle and a wife to Peter. And for the record, her and Kim Zolciak were not exactly friendly tonight.
Kim, of course, has her new Bravo spin-off premiere around the corner... Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding starts April 26! She also has a new single in the works called "Love Me First." Girlfriend's going country!
Last but not least, not only does NeNe Leakes continue to crack us up as Coach Roz Washington on Glee, she's also reading tons of scripts for other shows at the moment. Maybe an Emmy isn't that far off? In the meantime, you can celebrate her current success with a bottle of her very own wine, Miss Moscato.
Thanks to Bravo and the Hot-messes-lanta Housewives for another great season!