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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of Atlanta love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

1. Porsha Stewart: “I love my title … Mrs Stewart! #respectthecode

That’s great, but do you get a crown?

2. Kim Zolciak: “Trying to get all the kiddos out of the house dressed, diaper bags, car seats etc it No joke!!!” 

And tweeting at the same time? That’s talent. 

3. Kenya Moore: “Fact I once fell down those damn stair during a Miss U.S.A. rehearsals.”

But you’re still “Gone With The Wind fabulous” right? 

4. Porsha: “Never beg a man to marry you #respectthecode” 

We would say “burn”, but this one is common knowledge to everyone except Kenya ...