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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of Atlanta love to do, it's speak their minds ... and we love to LOL at their random thoughts. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

5. NeNe Leakes: "I believe in Miracles."

Well, you did take Gregg back...

4. NeNe Leakes, on Kenya's booty pads: "Maybe I should've checked that ass! What u think? LOL"

You should have thrown that ass out of your charity event, that's for sure.

3.  Porsha Stewart: "That moment when you creep in the kitchen for something good and fattening but the salad is staring at you like do the right thing. Ugh"

That moment when you walk right past that salad and straight for the Ben and Jerry's!

2. Kenya Moore: "Women want a balanced hour glass body with a skinny waist, flat abs, and toned legs... Not just a big booty"

Men, on the other hand, just want the big booty.

1. Porsha Stewart: "Not lotionšŸ‘‰ Vaseline or 10W40!!"

Burn!