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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of Atlanta love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

1. Porsha Stewart:Now I'm full I think I'll head down to the spa. lol #lazyday I'm so about this life. Hehe.”

We would be too if we had a spa to “head down to.”

2. Kenya Moore: “Just landed back in ATL. Now I've got 2 schlep home in the rain wearing all this winter gear oh & still wearing my makeup on from last night ”

#newyearsdayproblems

3. Cynthia Bailey: “Ok. Clearly I am not an expert on strip clubs. #willdobetter

It’s not just you, Cynthia — even the experts, Apollo and Peter, were struggling. 

4. Porsha“Kids cover your eyes and ears �  #RHOA” 

Sunday’s episode was definitely for mature audiences ... 

5. Kim Zolciak: “These bloggers!!! Lmao!!! So glad I have a spinoff that all be will revealed on!!!!!!!” 

Us too!