Credit: Bravo Photo: The Ladies Arrive in Miami

We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five of these moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is definitely one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down. Read on for our picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3, Episode 14: "Floridon't."

5. NeNe Begs Cynthia to Leave Her Own Party
NeNe's been so busy getting mad about the fact that this whole Miami weekend was supposed to be about Cynthia, she can't even realize that the only person ruining it is NeNe. Just when the rest of the ladies are ready to have a good time, NeNe tries to convince Cynthia to leave. Why? We were proud (and slightly shocked) when Cynthia decided to stay against NeNe's wishes.

4. NeNe's Such a Gracious Guest... Um, NO
OK, we get that you're mad at Kim and all, but her pal Thomas Kramer is hosting your tush, so being rude to him is just wrong. As an introduction, NeNe lets Thomas know how surprised she is that he's friends with Kim. Ew. Talk about childish and immature.

3. The Women Bash Cynthia's Body
Gee, are we a little jealous, ladies? We thought Cynthia looked fab up on the runway, much better than the flat-butt waifs walking beside her. We can get on board with NeNe's bootylicious comment, but Phaedra's "pretzel dipped in cottage cheese" opinion was a bit harsh, no?

2. Diana Doesn't Want to Gravitate Toward the Drama
We laughed out loud when Diana told Kim she didn't want to gravitate toward her drama, considering NeNe is the one in charge of all the dramz, and Diana just flew to Miami to be NeNe's pawn.

1. NeNe Claims She Didn't Make a Big Deal Out of Kim Inviting Sweetie
So, Sweetie is all packed and ready to go, but Kim rightfully insists Sweetie should stay once Diana joins the party. When Kim pointed out to Diana that NeNe made a big deal out of Sweetie staying on, NeNe denied the whole thing. Um, what? Even Kandi had to roll her eyes at that one.

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