We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 4, Episode 2: "Surprisingly Rich."
5. Kandi: "I just try to stay out of it..."
True, when it comes to the Hotlanta Housewives, Kandi Burruss probably does win the award for most drama-free, but claiming that she tries to stay out of the other women's dramz? Puh-lease. That's the biggest lie on RHOA since Phaedra claimed she was only six months preggo. The first chance she got, Kandi was asking NeNe about her blowup with Sheree, and over at Kim's party she started the NeNe roast by announcing that she's rich now. Girl, you love to gossip just as much as the next Housewife!
4. Miami Mini-Mansion's Secret Window
While she's in Florida, NeNe Leakes decides to check out some real estate since Atlanta is driving her crazy, and well, she is super rich now. The ultra-modern $9-million beauty was impressive and all, but what's with the pool on the roof with a secret window on the bottom that looks into the master bathroom? Anyone else think that's kinda creepy?
3. Phaedra's Prayer Cloth
When funeral master Willie Watkins suggests that Phaedra Parks needs to change up her image, namely by pulling down her dress (awesome, by the way), the Southern belle comes prepared with a prayer cloth to cover up her "luscious thighs and kneecaps." Turns out she always carries the emergency garment, along with some holy oil. Got anything bigger in that purse to take care of that donkey booty?
2. Kroy's Mission Impossible Style Gun Case
Naturally, Kim Zolciak is mildly concerned about Kroy having guns in the house with a new baby crawling around. But, there's nothing to fear! As it turns out, Kroy keeps his gun in a fingerprint-protected box next to his bed. Um, who are you, Ethan Hunt?
1. The Bellboy Incident
When NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia Bailey arrive in Miami, they waste no time in chugging mojitos and dishing about throwin' their legs back. Meanwhile, the poor bellboy is just standing there, waiting to be dismissed.
"I didn't even recognize he was still standing there!" NeNe laughed.
Now who's treating people like slaves?