Credit: Wilford Harewood/Bravo Photo: Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak Set the Table

We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.

Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 4, Episode 9: "Unlikely Duos."

5. Kim's Versace China

First off, who the hell owns china by Versace? Ridiculous. But, also, who the hell has their china on permanent display like a page out of a catalog? Does Kim Zolciak not own a hutch? We're pretty sure her fancy plates will have to go back in their boxes once Baby Kroy reaches toddler-hood.

4. Peter Doesn't Like to Say Goodbye

Peter's excuse for leaving Cynthia Bailey's party early last week without letting her know was that he doesn't "like to say goodbye." Seriously? This guy must have some massive abandonment issues if he can't even say goodbye to his wife whom he'll see at home later that night.

3. Cynthia Doesn't Like Peter

Of course, the fact that Cynthia told Peter straight-up that she doesn't even like him sometimes seems much worse in comparison. Sounds to us like Cynthia is stuck in the classic "I don't like him, but I love him" relationship rut. Oh wait, but sometimes she doesn't even think she loves Peter. But, she's in love with him. Yeah, the only thing that's clear here is that this marriage is doomed.

2. Marlo Hampton's Record

We may not have gotten a catfight out of Marlo Hampton and NeNe Leakes this week, but we sure did learn a lot about the socialite's past. Namely, this little lady has a criminal record! Marlo was arrested a whopping seven times and did six months' jail time for beating up another woman at a club. Dang! To be fair, five of her arrests were just probation violations. Funny how quick she was to disclose her record, but still credits God as her source of cash.

1. Phaedra and Apollo Partner Up

The only thing weirder than Phaedra Parks suddenly deciding to open up a funeral home was the way she finally managed to convince her hubby Apollo to come to the dark side. We never thought we'd hear the words "mahogany casket" in a sexy bedroom voice, but here we are. And, then, once Apollo did agree to get on board — after all, what man can resist little old ladies hanging from his big biceps? — Phaedra pretended to be a grieving woman, as Apollo consoled her, which resulted in the couple erupting in a fit of giggles. Let's put the boom in the tomb!