The women's team is ready for their first task!
Though not every celebrity on Donald Trump’s latest season of The Celebrity Apprentice is a comedian, they all seemed ready to bring out the jokes. Here are some of the best lines from the premiere.
5. “Out of all the women on this team, I have the most Twitter followers!”
Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day in response to the other women on the team citing Teresa Giudice as the most recognizable face in the group. You keep telling yourself that, Aubrey.
4. “I had some neighbors who were Trekkies, and they were alcoholics.”
Adam Carolla, on his knowledge of Trekkies. We guess he isn’t a George Takei fan.
3. “Victoria Gotti I will not screw with in the least, and I think you know why...no horse’s head in my bed. I don’t care if she doesn’t show up for work. She’s getting an A plus from me.”
Comedian Lisa Lampanelli reveals her fear of the Gotti family. That’s understandable.
2.“If I were in that shape, I would be taking my shirt off all the time.”
George Takei’s response after former Mr. Universe, Lou Ferrigno, took off his shirt for the first time. Take it easy, buddy.
1.“I have a tendency to be heavily charming.”
It’s a good thing Aubrey O’Day is self conscious. Oh, wait...
Any we missed? What were some of your favorite quotes from the premiere?
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