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Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the ATL ladies' mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 8 quotes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 4, Episode 6: "Three Wigs and a Baby."

8. John Kolaj: "Give me that NeNe special — mm-hmm... mm-hmm... mm-hmm."

Please stop that.

7. NeNe: "Do I think John is interested in more than business with me? Probably."

Gee, what gave it away?

6. Judge: "If I were to test you today, would you pass?"
Phaedra's client: "Ummm....???"
Judge: "The answer's no."
Phaedra's client: "Yes, no."

Is this guy related to NeNe's son Bryce?

5. Kim: "Honey, this is a baby, not a football.

Go long, Kroy!

4. Kandi: "I think you look hot!"
Mama Joyce: "I think I look like a drag queen."

Maybe a little less teal eye shadow?

3. Cynthia: "Kithe literally lost another person."

We know you're a model, but 82 pounds does not equal another person.

2. Kandi: "And you got compliments on it?"
Mama Joyce: "Well I tried it at home and I complimented myself."

That works.

1. Kim: "It was like a Mack Truck driving through your hoo-ha."

Finally, an alternative to the old watermelon-lemon analogy.