Season 3 Episode 11

Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Hotlanta ladies' mouths. Heres our countdown of the Top 10 Quotes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 3.11: "Contract Player."

10. Kim: I'm probably a better dancer than I am a singer.
Um, you're probably a better anything than you are a singer.

9. Phaedra, on Cynthia gossiping: ...

Shockingly, the non-surgical fat-burning procedure Kim had done on last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta was not (medically speaking) actually called the Get Skinny Laser. Kim's procedure is called Zerona, and it actually is about as simple as it looked on RHoATL. Patients electing to get this non-surgical, fat-reducing procedure lie under low level, rotating laser lights for 20 minutes on...