Now that we’ve finally met the new ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia, we’re still trying to figure out exactly who these ladies are. In a promo for Season 4, Episode 2, Joyce shares the story of how she met her “soulmate,” Michael Ohoven.

The girls are sitting around enjoying some salad when Joyce begins to tell the tale of how she and Michael met — and shocker, it was on her first blind date ever! But it wasn’t love at first chat, because Joyce says Michael sounded like “he’s 80 years old, short, bald, and fat” on the phone. But after Michael insisted he wanted to take her out, she gave in.

And Joyce says she’s lucky she did, even though she showed up looking “ugly” to the date. She even begged for “mercy makeup” in the bathroom. While Joyce says that Michael was the man she had dreamed about since being a little girl, Carlton is there to bring down the mood once again, noting that she didn’t think about her “dream man” when she was a little girl.

“The story’s going on for quite a while, and I’m wondering when we’re actually going to get to the end of it,” Carlton says. Ouch.

The ladies’ little lunch date takes a dramatic turn when two bees begin to torment them. Kyle freaks out because she’s allergic and asks her friend to kill it, much to Carlton’s dismay.

“I’m disgusted,” Carlton says. “We’re sitting outside in this bee’s environment. This is f—ked up.” Sorry Carlton, the only good bee is a dead one.

“I’m a bee murderer accomplice,” Kyle jokes while the camera pans back to Carlton, who just looks frustrated.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.

Carson Blackwelder is an Associate Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!