Talk about out of control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one finale, whether it was a discussion of naked rooms, or Lisa Vanderpump wishing for a dance partner of a different orientation. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from the Season 4 premiere.

5. Brandi and Scheana's fight gets toothsome

Brandi's beef with Scheana Marie may be a little long in the tooth at this point, but there doesn't seem to be any end in sight, especially after Brandi calls out Scheana's broken chopper. Was it a little mean of Brandi? Sure. But would you expect anything less from Brandi? Never. Heck, if we were in Brandi's shoes, we just might have made a similar remark.

4. Lisa and Kyle make endless jabs at each other

We don't blame you if you lost track of all the different ways in which Kyle and Lisa privately took swipes at each other. There was Lisa saying multiple times that Lisa wasn’t a good businesswoman, there was Kyle carping about Lisa petting her head  and let’s not forget the two constantly disagreeing on whether Yolanda Foster was trustworthy. If we were at this party, we would have stuck our hands in the cake for a minute and then gotten the heck out of there.

3. Time to meet Brandi's yummy boyfriend!

We had only seen Brandi's hot realtor — and on-again, off-again boyfriend — Jonathan Ruiz from afar during the White Party episode last season, so it was great to finally see the two interact as he helps Brandi nab her beautiful new home. We know things will be bumpy between them this season, but we can't wait to see how things end up between them. And by the way: Nicely done, Brandi! The dude is smokin'.

2. Not everyone loves Carlton's kids names

We love meeting both Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud, since they’re both strong, smart, and stylish women. However, they didn’t appear to enjoy meeting each other, as Carlton resents Joyce's husband discussing his you-know-what, while Joyce is not loving Carlton's kids' names. Will these two ever see eye-to-eye? It's not looking good. 

1. Lisa chats about Mauricio's rumored cheating

Clearly, the most shocking moment of the night was Lisa inexplicably bringing up the rumors of Mauricio cheating on Kyle Richards  and in front of five-year-old Portia, no less. Kyle was incensed, and we can't say we blame her. At least wait until Portia isn't around, Lisa!