Talk about out of control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it was those creepy dolls, or a discussion of manhood size. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 4, Episode 3: "Life's a Witch."

5. Kyle can't win with Carlton

Kyle Richards appeared to be going out of her way to connect with Carlton Gebbia at Carlton's house, whether she was asking her if she grew up Catholic or joking around about witchcraft. But clearly, Carlton did not appreciate the effort, as she basically ignored Kyle's questions and took great offense to them. Note to Kyle: Religion should probably be off the table when it comes to your next convo with Carlton.

4. Brandi and JR's "couple weekend" drama

It sure seemed like Brandi Glanville and sexy realtor JR were getting along swimmingly in the Season 4 premiere when he helped her buy her house, didn't it? Well, just after he helped her secure the house, he told her he was about to fly to Texas with a bunch of couples, which Brandi doesn't appreciate. Frankly, we can't blame Brandi for being bothered by this. You can do better, girl!

3. Brandi tells Lisa about the limo gossip

Brandi appeared to be fully participating with Kyle and Kim Richards in the limo discussion of Lisa Vanderpump's princess-like faint. However, Brandi appears to blame it all on the other women as she tells Lisa about the conversation. Then again, on this show, you should know that anything you say will definitely get back to the person you say it about.

2. Carlton is a WHAT?

Brandi Glanville's mouth is always getting her in trouble. That's why we were shocked that her use of the "c-word" about Carlton Gebbia not only didn't offend Carlton but actually seemed to bring Brandi and Carlton closer together. Huh.

1. Brandi brings up the cheating rumors to Kyle

It kinda doesn't seem fair that, at every social event, Kyle Richards has to keep reliving the stress brought on by the tabloid rumors about husband Mauricio's supposed infidelity. So we don't blame Kyle for saying, "Fk you all," after Brandi asks her about the rumors. If Brandi really wanted to have a heart-to-heart about the rumors, why didn't she do so one-on-one with Kyle?