10. Carlton has one request.
Carlton Gebbia: "I hope there’s no f—king clowns. I’m not a big fan of clowns."
9. Uh, she's not an Etch-a-Sketch, Brandi.
Brandi Glanville [about Kim]: "I want to shake her — a little baby doll."
8. In other words, pick your battles.
Kyle Richards: "Let me give you a little heads-up, Joyce: You may not wanna do that."
7. Carlton is speechless.
Carlton Gebbia [about Brandi's body]: "I think she’s stunning and uh, yeah... Nice."
6. Joyce loves putting unpleasant images in our heads.
Joyce Giraud [to her husband]: "I’m good at juggling the balls, right, baby?"
5. Brandi gets handsy.
Brandi Glanville [about Carlton]: "There’s a lot of boob."
4. Lisa is swinging away at Brandi.
Lisa Vanderpump: "Brandi’s probably got a swing in her bedroom, trust me."
3. Don't tell us — tell the crystal.
Brandi Glanville [about her dream guy]: "I wouldn’t mind a big penis."
2. That's not something you want chopped off.
Kyle Richards [about the circus fabric]: "It’s chopping off my tweeter."
1. Kinda gives new meaning to Carlton's favorite slang word, "bloody."
Brandi Glanville [to Joyce]: "So you’re on your period now?"