The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 4: "Irked at Cirque."

10. Carlton has one request.

Carlton Gebbia: "I hope there’s no fking clowns. I’m not a big fan of clowns."

9. Uh, she's not an Etch-a-Sketch, Brandi.

Brandi Glanville [about Kim]: "I want to shake her  a little baby doll."

8. In other words, pick your battles.

Kyle Richards: "Let me give you a little heads-up, Joyce: You may not wanna do that."

7. Carlton is speechless.

Carlton Gebbia [about Brandi's body]: "I think she’s stunning and uh, yeah... Nice."

6. Joyce loves putting unpleasant images in our heads.

Joyce Giraud [to her husband]: "I’m good at juggling the balls, right, baby?"

5. Brandi gets handsy.

Brandi Glanville [about Carlton]: "There’s a lot of boob."

4. Lisa is swinging away at Brandi.

Lisa Vanderpump: "Brandi’s probably got a swing in her bedroom, trust me."

3. Don't tell us — tell the crystal.

Brandi Glanville [about her dream guy]: "I wouldn’t mind a big penis."

2. That's not something you want chopped off.

Kyle Richards [about the circus fabric]: "It’s chopping off my tweeter."

1. Kinda gives new meaning to Carlton's favorite slang word, "bloody."

Brandi Glanville [to Joyce]: "So you’re on your period now?"