It's time for two big ceremonies on tonight's recap of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! So clean up after your dog, get a scary facial, and schedule an acupuncture appointment for your cat!
A Shirt or a Dress?
The episode begins with Kyle Richards taking Joyce Giraud to get one of her freaky-looking facials. In case you don't recall, the mask looks like a torture device from the Middle Ages. Joyce reveals that she asked Lisa Vanderpump to meet up and discuss their hair dilemma from last week, but Lisa declined. Wait, so Lisa doesn't want to discuss the hair-fixing incident ad nauseam? We're shocked!
Kim Richards is preparing for her daughter Kimberly's graduation. They go outfit shopping, but Kim isn't thrilled that Kimberly wants to show off so much leg. Kids today, right? Meanwhile, Kyle tells her own daughter, Alexia, that she better not go to a school far away.
Lisa talks to her husband Ken about the rumors involving Mauricio's alleged cheating. Ken says there's no chance that Mauricio would have cheated on Kyle, but Lisa isn't so sure. So much for Lisa being supportive. Then, Lisa and Ken meet with their daughter Pandora and her husband, Jason. Jason disappoints them with the news that he may be moving to NYC for the spirits business. Start spreading the news!
Kiss and Make Up
Yolanda Foster's mother and brother fly into town to see David Foster get his star of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, with Brandi Glanville, Lisa Vanderpump, and Carlton Gebbia all there to support him. Such luminaries as Stevie Wonder attend the ceremony, which leads Brandi to say that none of the ladies on this show deserves a star on the Walk of Fame. Ouch!
Kyle and Kim's sister, Kathy Hilton, is in town for Kimberly's graduation. Kathy makes some not-too-kind remarks to Kim about her outfit and the length of the graduation. But while Kathy may not have been psyched about the ceremony, Kim loved it and gets emotional about how much she loves Kimberly. So cute!
Finally, Lisa and Brandi go bikini shopping, as Lisa finds Brandi's choices to be a bit too skimpy. It sounds like Lisa and Kim have similar standards for showing off skin. Then, Brandi shocks Lisa by telling her she made out with Carlton. Basically, Lisa's head explodes.
Our Overall Thoughts
We don't blame Kyle for thinking that Lisa doesn't have her and Mauricio's back, given Lisa's convo with Ken about the rumors. However, we're totally impressed by how Ken has Mauricio's back. Way to go, Ken!
It's sweet to see what a great mom Kim is. And it's nice to see Lisa supporting Yolanda and David, but it makes us sad that those two ladies aren't close these days. We're curious to see their falling-out.
So this episode was light-hearted and fun, but we can't wait to see next week's episode, as the drama heats up between Brandi and Joyce. If anyone needs us, we'll be trying to erase the memory of that frightening facial from our minds.