Talk about out of control! We love how many crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it was Kim Richards complaining about her daughter's wardrobe or Lisa Vanderpump's husband Ken discussing toilet paper. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 4, Episode 5: "Star of the Family."

5. Carlton's cat doesn't stick the landing — so it gets stuck with needles

If it works for people, it might as well work for cats, right? That appears to be Carlton Gebbia's motto as she takes her cat, Midnight, for an acupuncture session after it took a spill. We can't decide what's worse: The fall, or getting pricked with all those needles. Luckily, Midnight is now doing great. All's well that ends well, we suppose.

4. Was Brandi intending to diss Lisa with her "star" comment?

It was great to see Yolanda Foster's husband get a star on the Walk of Fame, as Lisa, Brandi Glanville, and Carlton cheered him on. But even more interesting was hearing the ladies predict which of their fellow Housewives might get a star. Lisa said she could see Giggy getting one, while Brandi said no one would, which seemed directed at Lisa, since Lisa is probably the biggest name on the show. Ouch!

3. Lisa refuses to meet up with Joyce

The incident that we're referring to as "Hairgate"  in which Joyce Giraud felt offended by Lisa when she tried to fix her coif  just isn't going away, is it? And as Joyce joins Kyle Richards for that freaky facial, we learn that Joyce asked Lisa to talk privately about the incident, but Lisa declined. So much for making progress.

2. Kathy Hilton talks smack on sister Kim's big day

We were elated for Kim, who gets emotional as daughter Kimberly graduated from high school. But how awkward was it to see Kim's other sister, Kathy Hilton, continually jabbing Kim about her clothes and the ceremony? If you don't want to be there, you shouldn't have come, Kathy!

1. Brandi and Carlton kiss and make up — and Lisa is shocked

There was definitely a lot of flirty chemistry between Brandi and Carlton last week. Still, we weren't expecting Brandi to have "made out" with Carlton, as she reveals to Lisa. And Lisa seems pretty much baffled by this information. Then again, considering Brandi has previously suggested that people try threesomes, Lisa shouldn't have been too surprised by this latest development.