The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 6: "Palm Springs Breakers."

10. Ah, memories.

Brandi Glanville [about Palm Springs]: “It was the first time I ever did cocaine.”

9. Well said, Kim.

Kim Richards: “Juuuuuuice. Rrrrrrrr.”

8. Yes, we get it, Brandi.

Brandi Glanville [about sex]: “I think you kind of have to think outside the box  get it?”

7. At least they've covered the important info.

Lisa Vanderpump [about Joyce]: “I know that she’s got a small coochie, and her husband’s got a big winky.”

6. This is becoming Brandi's favorite phrase.

Brandi Glanville [to Joyce]: “Oh, go fk yourself.”

5. Joyce is in exile.

Lisa Vanderpump [about Joyce in Siberia]: “Honey, I think you’re there already.”

4. Brandi calls it like she sees it.

Brandi Glanville [about Kyle Richards]: “It’s hard because you seem so sweet, and then you become this crazy asshe.”

3. We doubt this is what it says in the baby name book.

Brandi Glanville: “'Joyce' is a big, fat pig.”

2. Things on the show are getting hairy.

Lisa Vanderpump [about the ladies going skinny-dipping]: “Is it all sorted out down there?”

1. Yet another regrettable comment from Brandi.

Brandi Glanville [to Joyce, about her not going swimming]: “You’re a black person.”